今日は街で配られる無料情報新聞「２０Weeks」の面白い記事を紹介します。 *the article is from "20 Weeks"
ー試合観戦でスイスへ来られた皆様へ「スイスってこんな国！」ー "HOW SWISS PEOPLE WORK"
（中略） ------------ "Believe it: Not every people in Switzerland is rich. Honestly. But of course we are doing fine. It's just a mixture of understatemet and fear of failure that keeps us from admitting it."
------------ "Do flirt with the Swiss. We are shy and need practice. Attention: We kiss hello and goodbye three times on the cheeks. That's how we try to be easy and mediterranean (compensating for the missing sea.)"
スイス人と仲良くなってよ！僕らはシャイで経験が必要な人種なんだけど、以外とそうでもないよ。その理由…スイス人は「こんにちは」「さよなら」する時に頬に３回「チュっ」ってするんだ。これは地中海っぽい人達になりたいからなんだけど…＝本当にシャイなのか！？。要するに、僕らの国にない海をこうして忍んでいるわけさ ------------ "Speak English. We have four official languages but everybody knows at least some words he believes are English."
（間違える人いるの？？？） ------------ "Don't fear a political coup when soldiers with guns are seated in the same coach as you are. They are only party of an army that believes every soldier must have his weapon at home. Lately they stopped handing out the ammunition, at least."